PLUSHES

Pull Zooble apart! Rearrange their limbs and throw them around. A perfectly sane and healthy way to deal with your issues.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Such a cute looking plush couldn't be sinister. right 🥺? But that's what the V plush wants you to think… 

She bites. she fights and she has toe beans out of spite.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Camping fit includes weapon arms. chaotic energy. and something unholy behind the eyes. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

She's soft. She's cursed. She's probably watching you sleep with UV glowing eyes and teeth!!! Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

For once. Uzi is as tall as the rest of her friends (but she's still pretty small). Pick her up today and maybe she'll change her mind on the whole “kill all humans” thing.

Quiet. Uzi's finally getting some sleep after all the craziness of saving the planet and everything. How come we never saw her pajamas before. you ask? Don't ask about that!The Uzi Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed...

Spaceship pilot! Wait. wrong character. Well. it's too late to change it now. she can just be our special little MC that gets to do everything.The Uzi Kart Plush is limited edition and comes with a plush of Uzi AND her kart. Get them...

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-February.Does a cute Uzi Crow plushie mean less murderous intent? 🤔 Probably not...

Spudsy Gangle's got the badge title. the trauma. and a handful of interchangeable faces to pretend she's okay.Design by Dylan Langmaid @DylanWillDo.

No. she doesn't resemble another famous well loved character. but she does resemble red liquorish that has been carefully sewn into the head of a doll.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

What is that expression? Why is he wearing Pomni's clothes? Why does he come with a tiny frog attachable by a magnet in his hand? All excellent questions that we will probably not answer any time soon.The Pomni-Suit Jax Plush comes with a frog...

It's Pomni! Take her home today and she'll be able to have an existential crisis right there in your own house!Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Hands off the wheel. Eyes squinting. No pedals. She is NOT driving.The Pomni Kart Plush is limited edition and comes with a plush of Pomni AND her kart. Get them while stocks last!Design by: Dylanwildo. based on designs by Lilith Walther

Treat this plush the way you would treat your real hamster. If that involves throwing her against a brick wall. that's between you and your god.Design by Mosspuppie.

We decided to put the old and present Nori in this plush duo so you can have double the mommy issues.Product comes with both drone and heart Nori. attachable via magnets.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Was she ever called Noir Ragatha in the show? Not really. the bar scene didn't have an adventure name. But. it's canon now - the merchandise gods said so.Designed by: Dylanwildo. Matt Gaglione (@mansizemeatballs) and Latticha L

Look at this sweet. murderous boi. Adopt this N plushie and he'll protect you forever (with deadly force).

He's so sleepy in his little pajamas. Don't wake N up though. he needs his sleep to fight against the horrors missing school the next day.The N Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed by Dylanwildo and Latticha L

This cushion is a lot softer than the head of the real N. but it is easily as cute. Get one and it'll be like cuddling your very own disembodied N head!